Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Practising Safe Sex

What are we practising for? The Fucking Olympics? Maybe Nirvana – perfecting our technique for the virgins we’ll meet in heaven. That harem of beautiful but coy types who’d rather close their eyes, get it over with.

‘You’re cute when you’re blushing, d’you know that? Just relax.’

It’s not always easy to be easy – there are so many facets to a good fuck. Including some things that aren’t easy to practise: a lover’s chemistry. And it may not be safe, no matter how strong our amulets. There’s always the risk of failing, of falling. In love, or out of it.


~ #2 in a series of flash pieces celebrating the condom

1 comment:

Jeremy Edwards said...

What are we practising for? The Fucking Olympics?

I love that! And it inspired me. (Has this been done before?)