Thursday, February 26, 2009

Tree porn #3



Not graphic enough for you?

You filthy sods.

Okay, here's a technicolour, uncensored close-up.



After a passionate embrace so wild it melted the snow, they lie shivering on the river bank, his foot trailing in the water so that the surface trembles.

Acorns are scattered all over the mud.


Ha! I love the countryside.

12 comments:

Neve Black said...

I don't think I've ever been called a "filthy sod" before. I think I kinda like it.

Nice image. I can see the water trembling too.

Nikki Magennis said...

Cheers Neve! Of course, it being spring, all the trees are starting to look at each other all lasciviously and jiggle their buds. I shall document it assiduously.

Erobintica said...

That's a wonderful image Nikki. Where else would little ents come from?

I read some mild tree porn last night in open mike. Must be in the air. I think Filthy Sod would make a great gardener's t-shirt.

Craig Sorensen said...

I think its the dogs bollocks that I'm a filthy sod.

Thanks for that, and for the nice, nasty, sexy trees.

Isabel Kerr said...

look at each other all lasciviously and jiggle their buds and all that sap rises, and then just what happens???

you're wonderful nikki

Emerald said...

How lovely! Lovely picture(s), lovely words, and made me laugh out loud too (the "filthy sods" part ;))!

And I love the idea of "Filthy Sod" as a gardener's t-shirt. Lol!

Thanks Nikki! :)

Nikki Magennis said...

Hello and cheers, all! I promise more jiggling buds and suggestive stamens shortly ...

EllaRegina said...

Fuckin' twigs!

Love your words & pix!

Alison Tyler said...

Oh, my, Nikki. Have you seen this image? It seems inspired by yours...

Nikki Magennis said...

Cheers EllaRegina! Fucking twigs, indeed.

And AT - yah, I have definitely seen that somewhere! I think there's some primitive urge to make rude shapes out of vegetables ...

Alison Tyler said...

Of course, then there's these ("The World's Least Sexy Vegetables Revealed").

Heh heh.
AT

jothemama said...

If a tree fucks in the forest when nobody's watching...

Deadly shot, Nikki!

Jo