I thought I'd risk playing this very very quietly - but the second the lyrics start my 5-yr-old nephew walks in the room and says "Who's singing that?"
"I haven't the faintest idea," I say loudly, slamming the Mute and the Close Window and breaking out in a cold sweat.
I just can't cope with having kids in the house. I am a Baaaad Auntie.
God, I can't even imagine the amount of work it would take to kid-proof my house. I'd have to lock it in the bathroom and throw it a boiled carrot now and again to keep it quiet.
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And the occasional "Disney" logo in the lower left corner just drives the vibe home!
Truly brilliant!
You put a big grin on my face on a morning full of worries.
Craig
Oh, I'm sorry you're having a worryish morning, Craig. Hope the day picks up for you.
Okay, I'm still working on my first cup of coffee ... and, I swear, I read the above as "pig grin on my face" and "hope the day pricks up for you."
That's because you're filthy.
ARGH!!!
I thought I'd risk playing this very very quietly - but the second the lyrics start my 5-yr-old nephew walks in the room and says "Who's singing that?"
"I haven't the faintest idea," I say loudly, slamming the Mute and the Close Window and breaking out in a cold sweat.
I just can't cope with having kids in the house. I am a Baaaad Auntie.
Ooh, ouch, sorry Janine!
God, I can't even imagine the amount of work it would take to kid-proof my house. I'd have to lock it in the bathroom and throw it a boiled carrot now and again to keep it quiet.
No, wait, that's guinea pigs, isn't it?
Note to self: buy more prophylactics.
I love the Disney logo, too. This is truly inspired. Thank you! My favorite Peaches song *and* Miss Piggy! It doesn't get much better than that!
Pleasure, Ella. Of course, I just linked to it - the girl who made it should get credit. Excellent editing, great idea.
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