Monday, March 03, 2008

Rooting

Right now, life is running in a pretty small circle. Write daily target of 1600 words, flail helplessly in paperwork for an hour, cook, eat, stare at a wall for an hour, sleep.

Weekends are mostly recovery from above routine, but I'm determined this year come hell or high water to Walk a couple of hours every weekend - up a hill, along a beach, anywhere, just somewhere out of the effing city that drives me nuts all week.

I take my camera and make a lot of pictures of puddles and leaves and lichens. Tres therapeutique. Last weekend, though, I found something a little disturbing.

Dirty trees.

First, walking in a forest, I came across a grove full of smokin' hot beeches.



They're obviously bumping and grinding. Look at the sweat running down their backs.

One couple were really getting into it.



On the other side of the ditch, however, they'd abandoned dancing altogether and gone straight for some hot stump action.



I know.

I hardly knew where to look.

But there was a happy ending. Afterwards, they shared a very tender kiss, bark-to-bark.



Awww.

Okay, now I've amused myself by perving over a hedge, time to go and write more about urban hipsters fucking every which way but loose.

Sayonara!

Nx

10 comments:

Jeremy Edwards said...

Ha! Those are so great. I'm back at my smut desk today after a week away, and your trees have just jump-started the erotic part of my brain (which is about half of my brain, I think, with most of the remainder devoted to tomfoolery).

Nikki Magennis said...

Good! Welcome home, Jeremy, and I look forward to your treeporn.

Shanna Germain said...

These are gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous! Glad to hear about the words--your novel is hot, and I can't wait to read more.

And, Jeremy, I always knew you were a dog-wood. Hehehe.

Janine Ashbless said...

I wrote a passage about a girl having sex with a tree-fairy for my next novel.

However it was censored.

I had to take out the bit where she wakes up the next day with a dose of splinters...

Well, I thought it was funny! (Sadly the Boss didn't agree.)

Lovely pictures Nikki - beeches are my favourite tree.

Nikki Magennis said...

Oh, man.

Janine, one day will you put together an unexpurgated, uncensored version of your stories? Please?!

Craig Sorensen said...

You have such a terrific artistic eye, Nikki. Thanks for sharing those amazing, sexy pics!

Nikki Magennis said...

artistic, eh? I thought it was called 'seedy'!

Anyway, it's a pleasure, and I hope to bring you more pictures of trees mating in the wild shortly.

Nikki Magennis said...

artistic, eh? I thought it was called 'seedy'!

Anyway, it's a pleasure, and I hope to bring you more pictures of trees mating in the wild shortly.

Craig Sorensen said...

Seedy art! I look forward to more hot-n-horny trees!

Nikki Magennis said...

Seedy. God, I made a pun and didn't even realise it ...