I just got this email from my mother. I think she's trying to cheer me up as I get older. Thought I had to share some of the quotes with you...
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
- (Unknown) -
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
If you can' t be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Have a good weekend, y'all.