GOTTA LOVE SCIENCE
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest and tape over his mouth while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
The above from the wonderful Madalyn Aslan. I don't usually give much credence to horoscopes, but I've been reading this woman for a couple of years and she's quite scarily accurate. Plus she tells jokes. I mean, what more can you ask for in a seer?